ASK ME SHIT I GUESS
((Oh dang))

((Hey guys! Just letting you know that I’m not dead, and will be updating at some point. It’s just been a bit hectic over here haha. However! I’ll be getting better makeup that will take MUCH less time to put on, so it won’t be as much of a hassle doing this blog))

((OOC))

((Ok that’s it for now! I’m going to go back and edit these so they’re rebloggable later lollll. Anyway, I had a lovely time and I’ll see you all again when I have a suitable amount of asks. Also keep in mind there might be a Dave with me next time. : D ))

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

yeah bitch wanna fight about it

YEAH SURE. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING? HERE, LOOK. IT’S ME BEING YOU. SEE HOW RIDICULOUS YOU…

I’M JUST GOING TO CONTINUE IMPERSONATING YOU. THIS IS YOU, EGBERT. ^

TG: this is you and your nubby horns

HEY FUCK YOU. AT LEAST I HAVE HORNS, UNLIKE SOME UGLY PINK ASSHOLES I KNOW.

GG: excuse you!

TG: dude ears are better

EB: :B

YEAH RIGHT. EVEN MY NORMAL EARS ARE WAY COOLER THAN YOUR STUPID DOG EARS. LOOK AT HOW GOD DAMNED AWESOME AND POINTY THESE FUCKERS ARE. AND I HAVE HORNS. COOL EARS AND HORNS ARE SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER THAN FUZZY DOG EARS.

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

yeah bitch wanna fight about it

YEAH SURE. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING? HERE, LOOK. IT’S ME BEING YOU. SEE HOW RIDICULOUS YOU…

I’M JUST GOING TO CONTINUE IMPERSONATING YOU. THIS IS YOU, EGBERT. ^

TG: this is you and your nubby horns

HEY FUCK YOU. AT LEAST I HAVE HORNS, UNLIKE SOME UGLY PINK ASSHOLES I KNOW.

hey buttface hey hey do something cool

HOW ABOUT I JUST EAT THIS FUCKING DELICIOUS CANDY INSTEAD.

askthedaveofguy:

well

i dont take orders

especially from grey boxes

but since youre cool and shit i guess i can link you this video

its kind of legit

WOW.

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

yeah bitch wanna fight about it

YEAH SURE. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING? HERE, LOOK. IT’S ME BEING YOU. SEE HOW RIDICULOUS YOU…

I’M JUST GOING TO CONTINUE IMPERSONATING YOU. THIS IS YOU, EGBERT. ^

((OOC))

((Hey! I’m going to be in makeup until late, so I’ll be answering questions until then. However, after tonight I’m going to wait until I have a lot of asks before getting into the makeup again since it takes a lot of time and I don’t have a limitless supply of makeup hah. Thanks for asking questions!! I’m having a lot of fun

Also the gif maker I’m using just shat out so I’m only going to be uploading pictures))

Hey Kar, what's your favorite food?
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askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

cancerouslyfurious:

askthedaveofguy:

yeah bitch wanna fight about it

YEAH SURE. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING? HERE, LOOK. IT’S ME BEING YOU. SEE HOW RIDICULOUS YOU ASSHOLES LOOK?

and this is us being you

FUCK OFF. ALL OF YOU LOOK EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS NOW ANYWAY, SO I GUESS THE JOKE’S ON YOU. 

I DON’T HAVE ANY AWFUL SHADES SO I’LL JUST MAKE FUN OF JOHN. “BLUH BLUH I’M AN ASSHOLE WHO LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS.”